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Jose Condivilliamar Armamento - the man who had sexytime with my mother, and had me ♥ I LOVE YOU, POPS!
Jun 21, 2009 - 8:33 AM
since it's father's day, and i feel like i have to keep this thing updated (and my recent post was kinda ... gay) i'll write about my faaaather, since .. you know .. it's father's day. (SHIT, I JUST SAID THAT)
so honestly, i can safely say, i have the best parents in the world. they're one of those parents who you can have these kinds of conversations with :
me : heeey ma
ma : i think i'm hungry
ma : i think i'm hungry
me : you're getting fat
ma : i know, but i want halo-halo so badly. shit.
me : let's go!
ma : let's go!
AND THEN, THERE'S MY DAD..
pa : let's talk about sex.
me : k, what about it?
pa : if you ever have se--
me : i know dad, i know. i won't, i promise.
pa : no, i mean .. if you ever have sex, just don't tell me.
me : *laughing* you're retarded.
pa : shut up, you're retarded.
GREAAATEST PEOPLE OF LIFE, LOL.
hey pa hey!
youuuuuuuuuuu are something else. it's not everyday you get a father that can work 24/7, come home, and say "shit. now my ass hurts." i lovvvve him to death. i know most kids are like "EFF MY ELL, MY PARENTS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID! I HATE THEM!" but they need to WAKE UP. you have the best thing out there with you, and they've done so much to help you grow right, and you're treating them like waste. they're not. daddddy, i don't remember ONE time ever being so .. closed up from you. i can tell you anything, and all you'll say is, "keep going, this is cool." you turn my worst days to one of the funniest, and not many people can do that for me. you deserve more than bestttt, pader. and anyone who knows me KNOWS that i talk about my dad alot. he's the "famous father who's so stupid but is so smart at being hilarious" you feel me? you and mama do so much for me, and i wish i can appreciate you kids more than i already do. anyways, happy father's day, you old fart. i love you! :)
~smile! sty loves ya. sorta.